Disguise Super Mario Adult Costume

Nintendo licensing is the whole argument here. The unofficial Mario costumes get the red slightly orange and the M on the cap slightly wrong, and both are the kind of error you only notice in photographs, by which point it is too late. This is the licensed cut: correct colour, correct proportions, padded midsection that reads as the character rather than as a costume with a pillow in it. It runs large, so size down. Buy it for someone doing a two-person Nintendo bit. On its own Mario is fine but well-trodden.

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